[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry.
No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”
That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.
Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.